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mmmm...thirty plus racers!better get the police scanner on full beam of a saturday!there hasnt been this many racers since the glasgopoloco glory 3 point- 3 platoon race of 2002-03.awesome,lets get it on and count me in
1.Rab's Da (judge)
2.george (judge)
3.Johnny Crash (maybe)
4.CA (def maybe)
5.euan
6.NMK
7.phunkymunky
8.mechanical_vandal
9.Tp (def maybe)
10.Retro (possibly a definite)
11.rusty
12.Gedilicious
13.islipaway
14.jeffcapeshop
15.Leviticus (maybe)
16.bigsmee
17.Krakow
18.B_S_B (in it for the wooden spoon again)
19.Callum
20.libation
21.josh (maybe)
22.Lessbrakesmorecakes
23.Dickie
24.Tojo
25.Smout
26.Dickymobile
27. 1903
28. trailstar
29. Cris
30. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
31. McDuck
32.no-brakeboss
having booked the whole weekend off work I can can retract my maybe....
1.Rab's Da (judge)
2.george (judge)
3.Johnny Crash (maybe)
4.CA (def maybe)
5.euan
6.NMK
7.phunkymunky
8.mechanical_vandal
9.Tp (def maybe)
10.Retro (possibly a definite)
11.rusty
12.Gedilicious
13.islipaway
14.jeffcapeshop
15.Leviticus (maybe)
16.bigsmee
17.Krakow
18.B_S_B (in it for the wooden spoon again)
19.Callum
20.libation
21.josh (maybe)
22.Lessbrakesmorecakes
23.Dickie
24.Tojo
25.Smout
26.Dickymobile
27. 1903
28. trailstar
29. Cris
30. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
31. McDuck
32. no-brakeboss
and beyond those gates we all simultaneously fall off our bikes
I can hear the angry blaring of horns as 40+ riders swoop onto the road already!
there is a truly maheesiv pothole down that road isn't there? I think I know where it is
that entire junction is one big pot hole. I think they might have improved a tire wide path on the outside lane though (coming from Battlefield)
They've laid some tarmac on a couple of the worst bits but it's not smooth by any stretch of the imagination. Hope Maxwell Park is the next location - big wide roads on the way which would make it easy for someone like me (fairweather commuter with a hybrid and delusions of grandeur). We could play guess the parks until the 27th...what about Queens/Maxwell/Ruchill (top of the flagpole finish)?
This is optimus primes favourite game.
so do we cycle to the gate throw are bikes over and then clamber over ourselves is that the first task?
Joshvegas:so do we cycle to the gate throw are bikes over and then clamber over ourselves is that the first task?
The gate will be open.
will it open magically as we ride up to it?
it will only open if you have 50% of your components njs stamped
rabsda:it will only open if you have 50% of your components njs stamped
That sounds fair to me.... although I'll be stuck outside.
I think the gates are open on a saturday
rats, haven't managed to get the day off work, wont be able to participate in the race, but ill be around for the post finish drinks. And Ill still donate that print for the prize kitty.
nice one, call me on the day to find out where the finish is
Never seen the gates shut, at least not the side ones. Not unless there's another murder.
islipaway:Never seen the gates shut, at least not the side ones. Not unless there's another murder.
A murder?

ha I've met the two younger guys loads of times, quality geezers
Johnny Crash:
A benefit fraud?
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Is that the two dodgy cunts from the SNP, Nicola Sturgeon and Alex Salmond?
no-brakeboss:mmmm...thirty plus racers!better get the police scanner on full beam of a saturday!there hasnt been this many racers since the glasgopoloco glory 3 point- 3 platoon race of 2002-03.awesome,lets get it on and count me in
uh oh, nostalgia attacks
lessbrakesmorecakes:
uh oh, nostalgia attacks
any photos?
this sounds like fun, so its three points and at each point what will happen?
anyone got a clue as when the race could be finished? if its a 3.30 start.
We are aiming to assemble for registration at 1530 at point A (queen's park vicky road gates)
Registration will include the announcement of the checkpoint but not the finish.
Maps will be available
Race will start about 1545 from point A
at the checkpoint (B) there will be a man (George) with a pen who will sign your sheet and give you the location of the finish (maps available)
at the finish there will be another man (Me) who will write your finish time on your sheet and try and keep track of who finished first etc.
at the finish we will drink beer
I have yet to do a trial run of the course but think it will take the fastest people about 25-30 mins
I will post my test time up when I try it out.
rabsda:nice one, call me on the day to find out where the finish is
Will do. By the way, I'm going with the "Red Tunnel" for the print, sorry for those that don't want a picture of Alex on their wall, but it seams to be the one most people prefer.
Was hoping to make this though we have managed to get Simon Weston to do a talk at work which I will have to attend. And then Hayseed Dixie at night!
hayseed dixie are amazing
1.Rab's Da (judge)
2.George (judge)
3.Johnny Crash (maybe)
4.CA (def maybe)
5.euan
6.NMK
7.phunkymunky
8.mechanical_vandal
9.Tp (def maybe)
10.Retro (possibly a definite)
11.rusty
12.Gedilicious
13.islipaway
14.jeffcapeshop
15.Leviticus (maybe)
16.bigsmee
17.Krakow
18.B_S_B (in it for the wooden spoon again)
19.Callum
20.libation
21.josh (maybe)
22.Lessbrakesmorecakes
23.Dickie
24.Tojo
25.Smout
26.Dickymobile
27. 1903
28. trailstar
29. Cris
30. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
31. McDuck
32. no-brakeboss
33. Trackdropout
Excellent looking forward to this. As long as I beat Tojo I will be a happy man!
1.Rab's Da (judge)
2.George (judge)
3.Johnny Crash (maybe)
4.CA (def maybe)
5.euan
6.NMK
7.phunkymunky
8.mechanical_vandal
9.Tp (def maybe)
10.Retro (possibly a definite)
11.rusty
12.Gedilicious
13.islipaway
14.jeffcapeshop
15.Leviticus (maybe)
16.bigsmee
17.Krakow
18.B_S_B (afterparty only - sadly)
19.Callum
20.libation
21.josh (maybe)
22.Lessbrakesmorecakes
23.Dickie
24.Tojo
25.Smout
26.Dickymobile
27. 1903
28. trailstar
29. Cris
30. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
31. McDuck
32. no-brakeboss
33. Trackdropout
Bank_street_baller:
18.B_S_B (afterparty only - sadly)
boo
1.Rab's Da (judge)
2.George (judge)
3.Johnny Crash (maybe)
4.CA (def maybe)
5.euan
6.NMK
7.phunkymunky
8.mechanical_vandal
9.Tp (def maybe)
10.Retro (possibly a definite)
11.rusty
12.Gedilicious
13.islipaway
14.jeffcapeshop
15.Leviticus (maybe)
16.bigsmee
17.Krakow
18.B_S_B (afterparty only - sadly)
19.Callum
20.libation (having to give it a miss due to rebreaking a nearly healed rib this morning)
21.josh (maybe)
22.Lessbrakesmorecakes
23.Dickie
24.Tojo
25.Smout
26.Dickymobile
27. 1903
28. trailstar
29. Cris
30. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
31. McDuck
32. no-brakeboss
33. Trackdropout
libation:20.
libation(having to give it a miss due to rebreaking a nearly healed rib this morning)
Yowza. Hope you're ok. Apparently a rib is one of the most painful breakages.
I should point out that I'm a definite for this.
In my experience the level of pain very much depends on how drunk you are when you do it. Unfortunately I was stone cold sober this morning; fortunately it wasn't a bike fall or anything that did it (though it was when I broke it in the first place).
Willy Bain has kindly donated a Blackburn track pump as a prize for the alleycat. It's a very nice one too.
im in too,prob going to be the youngest guy there, 17, but looking forward to it!!!!
1.Rab's Da (judge)
2.George (judge)
3.Johnny Crash (maybe)
4.CA (def maybe)
5.euan
6.NMK
7.phunkymunky
8.mechanical_vandal
9.Tp (def maybe)
10.Retro (possibly a definite)
11.rusty
12.Gedilicious
13.islipaway
14.jeffcapeshop
15.Leviticus (maybe)
16.bigsmee
17.Krakow
18.B_S_B (afterparty only - sadly)
19.Callum
20.libation (having to give it a miss due to rebreaking a nearly healed rib this morning)
21.josh (maybe)
22.Lessbrakesmorecakes
23.Dickie
24.Tojo
25.Smout
26.Dickymobile
27. 1903
28. trailstar
29. Cris
30. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
31. McDuck
32. no-brakeboss
33. Trackdropout
34. Rory
Updated List
Racers
1. Johnny Crash (definite)
2. CA (def maybe)
3. euan
4. NMK
5. phunkymunky
6. mechanical_vandal
7. Tp (def maybe)
8. Retro (possibly a definite)
9. rusty
10. Gedilicious
11. islipaway
12. jeffcapeshop
13. Leviticus (maybe)
14. bigsmee
15. Krakow
16. Callum
17. josh
18. Lessbrakesmorecakes
19. Dickie
20. Tojo
21. Smout
22. Dickymobile
23. 1903
24. trailstar
25. Cris
26. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
27. McDuck
28. no-brakeboss
29. Trackdropout
30. Rory
Non-Racers
1. Rab's Da (judge)
2. George (judge)
3. B_S_B (afterparty only - sadly)
count me in too. looking fwd to a sesh afterwards too.. whats a fandan?
badgerbudge:count me in too. looking fwd to a sesh afterwards too.. whats a fandan?
Urban Dictionary:A bit of a dick or a fanny if you like.
Some might say - a bit of a bawbag, or a gimp or just a plain old tosser.That geezer is a fandan.
What a fandan
Updated List
Racers
1. Johnny Crash (definite)
2. CA (def maybe)
3. euan
4. NMK
5. phunkymunky
6. mechanical_vandal
7. Tp (def maybe)
8. Retro (possibly a definite)
9. rusty
10. Gedilicious
11. islipaway
12. jeffcapeshop
13. Leviticus (maybe)
14. bigsmee
15. Krakow
16. Callum
17. josh
18. Lessbrakesmorecakes
19. Dickie
20. Tojo
21. Smout
22. Dickymobile
23. 1903
24. trailstar
25. Cris
26. newfix (shifts/wife permitting)
27. McDuck
28. no-brakeboss
29. Trackdropout
30. Rory
31. badgerbudge
Non-Racers
1. Rab's Da (judge)
2. George (judge)
3. B_S_B (afterparty only - sadly)
badgerbudge:count me in too. looking fwd to a sesh afterwards too.. whats a fandan?
It's also short for 'Fancy Dan.'
A flashy, ostentatious person, often one who lacks real skill and is foolish etc.
Old equivalent of hipster. Used mainly as a generic light hearted insult.
Have you seen the nick of that guy with the wayfarers on, what a fan dan.
Whatever the weather on Saturday, race is still on. If only a couple turn up or if it's a total blizzard then we shall fuck the race and go to the pub.
However, the weather report from BBC is looking ok:
Mainly dry and bright on Saturday. A little cloudier on Sunday and Monday with the odd light snow flurry possible.
Weather - Sunny Intervals
Temp - 4°C Max.
Wind Direction and Speed - East North Easterly 14mph
Humidity - 82%
Pressure - 998mb
Visibility - Very good
i dont think we'll get snow, reckon it might be a bit slushy/slippy though!
The roads will be clear though
Anyone got a sofa for the night I could nab?
I don't have a sofa free but i'm sure someone will.
What I do have is a list of parks that includes the location of the checkpoints:
Alexandra Park
Auchinlea Park
Bellahouston Park
Botanic Gardens
Cathkin Braes Country Park
Dams to Darnley
Darnley Mill Park
Dawsholm Park
Festival Park
Garscadden Burn Park
Glasgow Green
Hogganfield Park
Kelvingrove Park
Knightswood Park
Linn Park
Glasgow Necropolis
Pollok Country Park
Queen's Park
Ruchill Park
Queen's Park
Ruchill Park
Springburn Park
Tollcross Park
Victoria Park
rabsda:The roads will be clear though
Just cycled in for a late shift and the roads are wet but clear. The Queens Park entrance at Victoria Rd is a bit flooded but that's all. Now onto Google Maps to find out where half these parks are...
I may share a googlemap with all of these market out. Or I might not.
Wow. There are some far away parks there.