Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong
  • GetafixGetafix May 2009

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  • GetafixGetafix May 2009

    Pengy should really have been the first entry but here he/she is.
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  • suhinaffysuhinaffy May 2009

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    thats the same frame as my pink bike before i painted it

  • rustyrusty May 2009

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  • Take the wheels and the bars away, and that's pretty nice :o

  • rustyrusty May 2009

    That's kind of the point.

  • It's a form of frame abuse, similar to doing this to a perfectly good dog:

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  • euaneuan May 2009

    I find massive headtubes as pure anti porn.

  • well some of us need to ride Aluminium gates euan! we cant all be a ferfect 54-56cm frame size

  • rustyrusty May 2009

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  • euaneuan May 2009

    I was about to do the same thing. The Rolls especially doesn't look right on that bike. And what is with the angle?

  • Smout May 2009

    Eye of the beholder lads... Eye of the beholder...

  • Actually what IS wrong with the angle of the saddle on that Cinelli? Look at it compared to the brickwork behind, its almost dead on flat.

  • Smout May 2009

    I know... Don't know what they're muttering about...

  • euaneuan May 2009

    Its very much got an upwards tip that knowing the Rolls would result in some uncomfortable pressure

  • Smout May 2009

    That buildings on it's last legs then...

  • that cinelli if mine would have a white saddle and no aerospoke. would look a lot better. seen a few of them in the flesh in berlin and they are loverly looking bikes...

  • Smout May 2009

    Always knew you had some taste... Nobody like Aerospoke's then..?

  • Nope, only properly built strong wheels for me please

  • euaneuan May 2009

    I actually like the look of it, but it just looks like another hiphop slave bike ya ken?

  • Those Cinelli's are nice frames - al it needs is the saddle adjusting, a proper front wheel and some drops.

  • islipawayislipaway May 2009

    I don't normally like areospokes but if done right it can look cool at least it's on the front. However I hate bikes covered in logos like that, so for me it would be damn nice with a better paint job and a more modern looking saddle. Definitely not anti porn.

  • rustyrusty May 2009

    I'm not a fan of the setback seatpost.

  • [quote][cite] rusty:[/cite]I'm not a fan of the setback seatpost.

    I don't understand the reasoning behind the set-back post and then having the saddle really far forward on it. A bit like having a drop stem and risers......

  • It's flashy as hell. The bike equivalent of peroxide hair and fake tan.

    That said, I *would*, obviously

  • GetafixGetafix June 2009

    That's mental, his stem is back to front too.

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    an actual hello kitty bike similar to the 'predator' bike on the porn thread and possible were it took its inspiration from. its single speed by the looks of things

  • [quote][cite] conn artist:[/cite]image

    an actual hello kitty bike similar to the 'predator' bike on the porn thread and possible were it took its inspiration from. its single speed by the looks of things

    drops are the wrong way round

  • [quote][cite] conn artist:[/cite]image

    an actual hello kitty bike similar to the 'predator' bike on the porn thread and possible were it took its inspiration from. its single speed by the looks of things

    Raw denimn hipster jeans are going to play havoc with that saddle......

  • [quote][cite] Johnny Crash:[/cite]

    Raw denimn hipster jeans are going to play havoc with that saddle......

    so far i have not noticed.... i mean.....yeah that could be an issue

  • [quote][cite] rabsda:[/cite]image

    AHHHHHHH! Tribars on anything other than a time trial bike make me VERY angry, infact, that whole setup is just plain criminal.

  • carnageboycarnageboy June 2009

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  • That poor frame. :(

  • islipawayislipaway June 2009

    I wouldn't call that anti porn, it's not a classic look but it's not like it's poorly executed, he clearly wanted it to look like that, he wasn't trying for anything else.

  • i dont know what any of you people are talking about, every single bike here is fucking pimp! you must all be on crack.

  • carnageboycarnageboy June 2009

    Pink and green should never be seen...

  • islipawayislipaway June 2009

    blue and yellow.... Hello!

  • GetafixGetafix June 2009

    Quill stem, pair of drops, a not so garish rear wheel and that Vitus would be a nice bike.

  • euaneuan June 2009

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    Belt drive though

  • carnageboycarnageboy June 2009

    image image image I dont care about their race proven history..... WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! Look at rider 112's bike. Tribars. Look at his feet....

  • rustyrusty June 2009

    [quote][cite]Moulton[/cite]The beautiful simplicity of the Sachs Duomatic 2-speed coaster brake rear hub coupled with the novel Speed-Drive 2-speed chainwheel give a range of 4 speeds without bar shifters or cabling.
    Sounds pretty weird. Back pedal to shift and also to brake.

  • carnageboycarnageboy June 2009

    LOOK AT HIS FEET!!!

  • GetafixGetafix June 2009

    I've got a couple of Moultons, don't dis the Moulton.

  • [quote][cite] carnageboy:[/cite]LOOK AT HIS FEET!!!

    I've seen worse footwear at Fixed Beer on Tuesday nights.....usually on my feet.

  • carnageboycarnageboy June 2009

    [quote][cite] Getafix:[/cite]I've got a couple of Moultons, don't dis the Moulton.

    are any of them adorned for such small-wheeled, time-trial tomfoolerey, with tri bars, bottle cages and SPD leather loafers?

  • GetafixGetafix June 2009

    Nope, one is in bits in my garage, the other is rotting away in my mums garden, but seeing that photo has given me inspiration.

  • carnageboycarnageboy June 2009

    Im really sorry... Ill delete the pic if it makes the insparation go away...

  • I'd love a fixed gear folder. Ihave a dura-ace crankset that would look great on one.

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  • krakowkrakow July 2009

    That blue one is pretty nice.

  • rustyrusty July 2009

    islipaway took leave of his senses and posted this in the porn thread.

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